alt-j:
when I say “lmao” I do not mean “laughing my ass off” I mean “lmao”
humqn:
is your name tumblr because i want to be on you all night long ;)
unpopuler:
people who can open cereal boxes perfectly are not to be trusted
islette:
if you can’t beat them, dress better than them
paranoid:
when your crush starts a conversation but decides to ignore you after 5 minutes.
jacknoir:
u kno all the good urls are taken when

I want to be someone’s favorite person to talk to.
finefools:
‘am i right ladies’ is the best way to end any text post am i right ladies
despute:
there should be a dating website called ebae