laiazb:
a song not written by louis tomlinson
gnarly:
morning: laziness.
afternoon: dying for a rest.
night: can’t sleep
cockringtoss:
*strategically places snapchat text box over acne*
snapchatting:
girl: dad i’m pregnant
dad: ha ha nice to meet u pregnant, i’m dad!!!
budvveiser:
Why do my body parts fall asleep before i do
donughs:
ask me stuff n pretend ur interested in my life ok
tes1a:
RIP that text post you thought of in class and then forgot when you got home
bobshit:
what are snails even trying to do
